My funny Valentine, sweet comic Valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable

Unphotographable

Yet, you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek

Is your mouth a little weak

When you open it to speak, are you baby

Are you smart



Don't change your hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay little Valentine, stay

Each day is Valentine's Day



[Musical Interlude]



[Ad lib:]

Baby, don't change your hair for me

Is your figure less than Greek

Is your mouth a little weak

When you open it to speak, are

You... baby, are you smart



Don't change your hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay little Valentine, why don't you stay

Each day is Valentine's Day

(Scat) doo, wee, day

Ad Lib - Everyday is...

Every night is...

Every day ooh, ooh...