Have you seen my boys, running up and down the stairs

Laughing in the corridors, tap dancing around in dazzling white shoes

Hats as nice as mine

Wearing jewellery, just my kind

Don't think they'll ever stop

If you try make them, I'll beat you up



Have you seen my boys screaming

Telling you all what to do, when to do it

Down with those pants

Do it now, or die

Your butts as pale as my skin

They want to spank you, fat or thin

Believe me when I say, the boys always play it my way



You said you saw them, you saw them laughing

They are brilliant, know how to move their feet

It's lovely, can't stop moving to this beat



Duh, you know who I'm talking about when I say four guys in tuxedos and one dog in tue tue

You are, yes you are You are my vulva



Watch it, the dog is loose

Yeah, I am guilty

Barking all night long

But when she's alone she sings sad sad songs

Obey when spoken to, that's the only decent thing to do



You said you saw them, you saw them laughing

They are brilliant, know how to move their feet

It's lovely, can't stop moving to this beat



They are brilliant, know how to move