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bill scott's dumb [x4]

you were brought up in a nudist colony 
and you're also adopted too 
you wear those gay pink shorts 
and your dog shits all over the floor 

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you,fell down the stairs,and your dog,licked your balls 
you,have an awesome job,but you're,always broke 
your girlfriend is ugly,your mustache is gay,your dog's fucking stupid,and 
bill scott's dumb