Fellas,
Aren't you glad you're not...a woman?
You're not a Sheila, you're a Peter, or a Clive.
Because their lack of spacial awareness,
makes them really fuckin' careless.
You should, never, ever leta a woman drive.

When a girl is sitting at the wheel
youre gonna hear the crunch of steel.
that she'll crash into a stranger.
If you want to leave the car alive
never let a woman drive.

If you ever let a bird reverse
You're gonna end up in a hearse.
You're in massive fuckin' peril
if you're driver's name is Sheryl
If you want to leave the car alive
never let a woman drive