Alvin And The Chipmunks

Alvin And The Chipmunks - If A Monster Came In My Room lyrics

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Theo:

But if a monster came in the room tonight

What would we do? What could we do?

If he tried to make your hair turn white with fright

What would you do? If it was you?



Alvin: 

I'd drown him with my soaker gun,

Glue him to a chair,

Put a dead skunk in his pocket

I'd knock him off his feet

with a Judo sweep

Blast him into space on a rocket

I'd send him to his doom

If a monster came in my room



Spoken (Alvin):

Yo Zipper Face, you wanna piece of me?

Y'all ready to rumble?

Bring it on brother



Theo:

But if a monster sat of the edge of the bed

What would you do? What could you do?



Alvin: 

With a zipper in his neck

And bolts in his head



Simon:

If it were me? Well, let me see

I'd multiply pie by his height and his weight

to determine mathematically

The way to alter his molecular state

And shrink him to the size of a flea

I'd fill him full of dread

If a monster sat on my bed



All:

Ain't no monster gonna put us down

Uh uh. No way.

We'll chase his face right out of town

That's what we say

Ain't no monster gonna put us down

Uh huh. That's right.

‘Cause we're the meanest munks around

We're tight!



Spoken (Dave):

Simon, Theodore, Alvin!

Go to sleep!



Alvin:

Oh-kay! *slams door*

I am the mont-inator (tor, tor, tor)

If a monster came in and decided to stay



Theo:

That wouldn't be very nice

We could ask him politely to go away



Alvin:

Are we munks? Or are we mice?

I'll stick him in the ribs with my pirate sword

Shoot silly string at his head



Simon:

I'll use my blanket like a madador



Theo:

I'll just hide under my bed



Alvin & Simon:

No!



All:

We'll make him face his doom

If a monster comes in our room

We'll send him to his doom

If a monster comes in our room

We'll blow him up, KABOOM!



Spoken (Dave): 

I thought I told you boys to go to sleep!



All: *quietly*

If a monster comes in our room

We'll send him to his doom

If a monster comes in our room

We'll blow him up –



Theo: *shouts*

KABOOM!



Alvin & Simon: *clap hands over Theodore's mouth*

If a monster comes in our room
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