it was just another boring friday night 
when things got a little out of control 
a record player and some cds 
is what he stole 

well he claims he wiped the finger prints 
clean off the stolen goods 
but it's too bad he didn't hide the evidence 
because he's going to jail 
andy is going to jail 

now he's sitting in jail 
with a drunk and a wifebeater 
he says the food tastes weird 
and the cell smells like piss and beer 

now he claims he wiped the finger prints 
clean off the stolen goods 
but it's too bad he didn't hide the evidence 
because he's going to jail 
andy is going to jail