There's a drag queen preaching Jesus in the middle of 
the square
A young kid playing "Yesterday" on a Japanese guitar
There's a loser on the talk show, he wants to be a star
And Sharon sings for Wayne in a karaoke bar
There's a superstar who fell from grace, he has to tell 
it all
About the dizzy heights he rose to and his ignominious 
fall
Infamy or fame, it's the same for one and all
We're just trying to get attention in this suburban 
shopping mall
In this suburban shopping mall, another shopping mall
We're just trying to get attention in this suburban 
shopping mall
Everybody's got their price, in that there is no shame
Everyone will sell their soul for a minute or two of 
fame
We're playing wheel of fortune, life is just a game
Some will win, some will lose, but we all end up the 
same
We will all end up the same, we will all end up the 
same
Some will win, some will lose, but we all end up the 
same
Will the drag queen find Jesus, and what will Jesus 
wear
Will the faded star redeem himself, become a 
millionaire
Will Wayne marry Sharon, will they make the perfect 
pair
Another joke, another tragedy, does anybody care
Does anybody care, does anybody care
Another joke, another tragedy, does anybody care
And the drag queen preaches Jesus in the middle of the 
square