Barry Is The Baby's Name



We'll call him Barry, Barry.

That'll be the baby's name.

We thought of Lance or Josh,

But, oh, my gosh,

They're not the same.



But if it's Barry, Barry,

That's a name with style and grace.

And if he's not a he,

It still could be

Like in Barrie Chase.



+Horowitz



H-O-ROW-ITZ spells Horowitz.

Yesterday I took my girlfriend Peggy

To watch him play a concert at Carnegie.



V-L-ADIMI-R, that's Vladimir.

And he plays piano good,

Like a real piano player should.

Horowitz.  Hear, hear!



+Get On The Garden Freeway



Get on the Garden Freeway,

When you come up to visit me.

You'll see a great big shopping center,

With a brand new A. & P.



Turn left at Kosciusko,

Continue to the third stop light.

Then turn around and drive right back

Because I won't be home tonight