Welcome To My Nightmare, 1975
	Leaving lepidoptera - please, don't touch the display,
	little boy, aha cute! Moving to the next aisle we have
	arachnida, the spiders, our.. finest collection.
	This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi,
	unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosa
	raptoria, his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of
	the skin *laugh*. And here, my prize, the Black
	Widow. Isn't she lovely?.. and so deadly. Her kiss is
	fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake.
	You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say
	that it attacks the central nervous system causing
	intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in
	breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions
	and, finally.. death. You know what I think I love the
	most about her is her inborn need to dominate,
	possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation
	of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the
	species she kills and eats him - *laugh* oh, she is
	delicious.. and I hope he was! Such power and dignity
	- unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a
	slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled
	this world as a stumbling dimented child-king long
	enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black
	Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!