Do a show
	Save a child
	Raise a million bucks
	That'll last a while
	Fight at parties
	Buy a horse
	Lose a couple
	Win that big divorce

	I wanna be in the headlines
	Anything to be in the headlines

	Saw my chance
	Made my break
	Took the biggest float
	In the Rose parade
	Got jailed
	No disgrace
	A hundred million people
	Saw my face

	Called a conference
	With the press
	Announced my marriage plans
	In a wedding dress
	Climb a building
	At six-below
	On New Year's Eve
	Without a stitch of clothes

	I wanna be in the headlines
	Anything to be in the headlines
	As long as they spell my name right
	I hope that they catch my best side

	Popped out
	From a cake
	At the President's ball
	What a big mistake
	Fifty guns
	Aimed at me
	I was nearly killed
	But what publicity
	Nominated
	Something big
	Stole the hottest scene
	Says the Globe And Trib
	Porno movie
	Comes to light
	But I was starving then
	So that's alright

	I wanna be in the headlines
	Anything to be in the headlines

	As long as the spell my name right
	Hope that they catch my best side
	Keep my sidewalk status star bright
	Feel free to walk on me tonight
	Just don't spit on me.

	Headlines, headlines,
	Headlines, headlines,
	Headlines, headlines,
	Headlines.