My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live 

But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve 

My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes 

He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose 


My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team 

For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queen 


------ lead guitar ------ 


The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care 

As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair 

And it don't bother me if people think I'm "funny" 

'Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm makin' lots of money 

money, money, money, money, money, money 

Ahhh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... 


I'm so bloody rich! Ha ha ha ha 

I own apartment buildings and shopping centers! Ha ha ha ha 

And I only know three chords! Ha ha ha ha