Down the club it's half past three
I love you and you love me
It's your round I shout with glee
Down some shots
Down some shots
I'll have a lager if you please
I'm still going down with ease
More and more I want a seizure
Down some shots
Now I'm hungry for some food
I've had far too much witches brew
I need to take away this mood
Kebab shops
I came for one and I might have three
I love you and you love me
There's lots to choose if size is key
Kebab shops
I'll have the works now if you please
Salad lemon and chillies
Extra large I want a seizure
Kebab shops
What meat is this on metal claw
No-one knows w-w-w-what it's for
It could be a rhinos jaw
Kebab shops