Her name is Mary she wouldn't sleep around
Her name is Margaretshe couldn't keep a man
Her name is Tracey she wears a cheap sun tan
Her name is Stacey she plots a deeper plan
Her name is Joanne she doesn't need a man
Her name is Reeane she gets it when she can
Her name is Sophie she has a loveless clan
Her name is Paula she works a Pizza pan
Her name is not important nor just what she does
As long as she does know just what it is to love
Her love it must be said will turn me inside out
But then it's better than just settling for nowt
Her name is Sindy she burns the finest toast
Her name is Wendy she curls a stone the most
Her name is Trisha she throws a restless boast
Her name is Tina she travels coast to coast
Her name is Saffy she is a constant threat
Her name is Cathy she likes to place a bet
Her name is Rita she always seems upset
Her name is Geeta she wished we'd never met