Just when you thought you'd lost your mind
Your poker hand wins the big blind
Your veggie girl cooks bacon rind
Hooray hooray
Just when you thought you'd lost your heart
The start of the football season starts
The place where you work employs a tart
Woohay woohay
There's hope for you yet
Just when you thought you'd lost your home
The bank where you bank lends you a loan
You manage to resell all your chrome
Hooray hooray
Just when you thought you'd lost your soul
Your fire keeps burning logs and coal
No-one can steal your rock and roll
Woohay woohay
There's hope for you yet