There once was a woman with wings

 Happy with the simple things

 She had silk suspenders and high, heeled, stocking thighs

 Helping me in my need

 She was a friend, indeed

 She was my baby until the day she died

 

 Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

 Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

 Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues.

 (repeat)

 

 She was a woman who was twice my size

 She looked into my eyes

 She said "Only you can blow my blues away"

 She said "I'll tell you what to do

 Bring all your friends with you

 And you can come up and see me any ol' time of day"

 

 Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

 Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

 Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues, ahhh

 (repeat)

 

 There were twenty-seven guys

 An unexpected surprise

 She just kept on rockin' 'til the night was gone

 She was smilin' through the tears

 For a hundred and fifty years

 Just lickin' her lips and helpin' me along

 

 Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

 Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

 Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues.