INTRO: G Bm C  G D7 G D Em D7

VERSE  1
  G          Bm           C
I guess It's  just not my day
     G          Bm          C       D7
The wind blew my morning paper  away
                        C
Then I cut my toe on a sliver of  glass
           D7                             C    D    Em D Em D7
From that storm door you  broke when you left here so  fast

CHORUS
G            Bm              C
If it ain't one thing it's you
    D7                           C           G
If you've  heard that I'm goin' crazy, it's  true
                    Bm           C
The wheels  seem to fall off whatever I  do
G            D7             G Bm  C D Em D7
If it ain't one thing it's you

VERSE  2
         G            Bm        C
Well, I rented that movie you  hate
          G   Bm        C              D7
But that old VCR just chewed up the  tape
                                         C
Then I went to the freezer, thought I'd cook me a  steak
       D7                           C   D  Em    D  Em D7
All I found was that  old piece of our wed-ding cake   

REPEAT CHORUS
BRIDGE
     Bm                   C
But I never knew that I needed you so
     Bm                         C     D   Em  D  Em  D7
But now  that I've lost you, I can't let you go   

REPEAT CHORUS
C    G            D7                G
Oh, if it ain't one thing...it's you