f/ Mr. Eon (The High & Mighty)







[Mr. Eon (speaking as announcer)]



"After further review, the play stands



First Down!"







[Akrobatik]



This is the jump off, face off, kick off and first pitch



Opening serve or tee off, take your pick



I'm the mailman delivering styles that I'm concocting



While my man Mr. E assists like John Stockton



I stay wilding, mad range like Ray Allen



And while you rock your anthem I refuse to stay silent



Lyrics powered like a fullback, the rap Jared bunch



Catching opponents in the kidney with the rabid punch



Step up in a doubles match to E and Ack and it's over



You get served like an ace from Martina Navatomona



Or Pete Sampras, this camp is very nice



Getting deep like Joe Montana to Jerry Rice







[Mr. Eon]



I stuck up the concession stand for cracker jacks,



Rhyme over hot beats, from the box seats



Eon got cleats, spike you like Ty Cobb



Straight '89 michigan, a tight squad



I challenge John Daly to a drink off



From illadelph with iller-force ????



To get some (censored) on a roller derby



After me your career will end early like Bobby Hurley



A combination Willie Mays and Babe Ruth



With a touch of viciousness like Rae Carruth



Players you a leader, you an NFL scab



Millennium photo type like Donovan McNabb







(scratched)



"I love sports"







[Akrobatik]



Ay yo linebacker frame, general manager mind



Taking me out would be a shock like when Magic resigned



I never caught a flag for illegal use of the hands



I got the fans waving theirs in the air up in the stands







[Mr. Eon]



I be the franchise brain trust in the rain gust



Go back to the fog bowl when the hogs roll



Been rhyming ever since super bowl shuffle



Ever since the Larry Bird Dr. J scuffle







[Akrobatik]



Yo all you rap cats that do your thing straining



Need to bring your asses back to spring training



Getting strong like the swing of Mo Vaughn, as the beat goes



I'll have you betting against your own team like you was Pete Rose







[Mr. Eon]



Yah I take the medicine (sniffing)



When I put the coke in the drink like Hollywood Henerson



Play book burning, still learning



Step to the Vick get your back broke like Michael Irving







[Akrobatik]



Yo, you need to get your stuff and go chill



Before you catch consecutive losses like the buffalo bills



No Cinderella stories here, you ain't doing no damage



Because me and Mr. E got the home field advantage







[Mr. Eon]



I'm coming, Eon, Boom-bye-yay



With color commentary and play by play



With no reason, I'm iller in post season



Like Moses, "Fo-fo-fo" is what I'm screaming







(scratched)



"I love sports"







[Akrobatik]



akrobatik yo



Mr. E yo



High & Mighty yo



Eastern Conference yo yo yo yo yo