It's a thousand miles from anywhere you know

Every direction brings you back here when you go

The lunatics the misfits the needy and the greed

The broken bits all made to fit, theirs nothing you will need



It's always hot the melting pot, a wagging tail and tongue

We never close the coffers, make an offer until one

The world is what we've made it and its better upside down

The fastest growing biggest little love it hate it town



So welcome to the chaos, a purely perfect mess

You can get away with anything as long as you confess

And make a big donation if you want to open doors

And rest assured that your reward will help to bend some laws



So won't you follow me we'll walk into the fire?

A new clean slate and you'll be born again

It's so much easier when everyone's a liar

All you need to think about is how much you would really like to spend



No it don't mean a thing it's Mumbo Jumbo

No sense to anything it's Mumbo Jumbo

Hey miss information it's Mumbo jumbo

Use your imagination, it's Mumbo Jumbo



You see all that information was funneled to M.J.

And suddenly it all made sense in a weird perverted way

Thank heaven for the Mumbo who came to sort it out

We needed someone from within so we could live without



And if you ask me, you know I'll take you higher

Up to the sky and you'll be born again

It's so much easier when everyone's a liar

All you need to think about is how much you would really like to spend



[Repeat Chorus:]



And if you ask me, you know I'll take you higher

Up to the sky and you'll be born again

It's so much easier when everyone's a liar

All you need to think about is how much you would really like to spend