He's infinitely wise
But he infinitely lies
We're no longer just plain folks
No, we're old and sad and bored
And we're not funny anymore
We're like Jimmy Hoffa jokes

Well I couldn't do a thing
Couldn't even set the spring
Couldn't see you through the spokes
Now it's not exactly new
And so we're infinitely blue
We're like Jimmy Hoffa jokes

I appeal to my belief
Won't you put us on relief
So we'll know it's not a hoax
But we're barely worth the wait
We're just slightly out of date
We're like Jimmy Hoffa jokes