the more you drink the better i sound 
go to the bar and buy another round i feel wonderful
how many people feel wonderful tonight

she unfastens her bra strap 
she slides off her underwear 
the beautiful moonlite 
reflects on her pubic hair 

I open her legs 
then slowly slide my tounge inside 
and say darlin 
you taste wonderful tonite

she sucks on my dick head 
she gradually licks my balls 
she tickles my asshole 
cause this girl can do it all

i came so hard 
i slowly lost my eyesight 
And I said darlin 
you suck wonderful tonite

(phone rings) Hey get the phone man 

Hello, what?
Eric Clapton aint gonna clear it? 
tell em sue me this shit is tight