Please madam, could you be so kind to tell us the way to the youth hostel?
It seems to be near to the Vondelpark 

Now grab your dicks and follow me
Can you both get funky
I show you, I show you
I lead you the way
Adèle is getting so funky, yeah 
Now follow me
You'll be hanging with Adèle, wooh

'Cause this is Amsterdam, boys
And this is me Adèle Flowerdale
High priestess of the night scene  
De mama van the hip hip
The priesteres van de nacht
Night priestess, nachtzuster, Adèle

Hit me and hit me
And lay the funky stuff on me
And me and I and you and me
This is the place where it's at
This the place where it's hot
You smoke some pot and take a shot
God not gebod
You go bam bam through Amsterdam
I say bam bam through Amsterdam
To the Vondelpark, to the Vondelpark
Goddamn

Can you possibly, madam, be slightly more tot the point?
I'm telling it's hard to reach the destination of our journey
the forementioned youth hostel

Hè, chill out, dudes
Get down
Damrak, Damm, Rockin and Spui
Twist and turn en word niet lui
De winkel rechts has goeie broodjes
A funky shop called 'Broodjes van Kootjes'
Singel, flowers, Koningsplein
Sniffing, snoring, sneezing, fine
AMRO-bank will cost you money
Yo, man, yo, now ain't that funny
The Leidsestraat is wel okay
But watch the cops there, g.v.d.
You're not supossed to cycle there
What do you think, cause we don't care
It leads you to the Leidse Square 
And there the night is hot
It's moving, groving everywhere
It'll move you, it'll grove you
Yeah, if you take your pizza 
In that funky place La Lupa 
Yam

Tis is Amsterdam, bros
And this is me Adèle Flowerdale
High priestess of the night scene  
De mama van the hip hip
The priesteres van de nacht
Night priestess, nachtzuster, Adèle

Excuse me? I think we'd better ask the police officer over there. Thank you for your kindness

Well, kick my ass. Are you dissing me?
Get down
You motherfucking shitkickers
I'll never suck your dick
If you don't feel no trust for me 
Your dick is in the dust for me
I hate you, little prick

'Cause this is Amsterdam, bros
And this is me Adèle Flowerdale
High priestess of the night scene  
De mother van the hip hip
The priesteres van de nacht
Night priestess, queen pin, nachtzuster, Adèle

Shit, I'm bad