The Hukilau was the place
Where I first saw your face
We liked each other right away
But you didn't remember me the very next day

Forgetful Lucy
Has got a nice caboose-y

I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat
But my favorite time was when you beat the s*** out of ula with a bat
And we drove up to see Dr.Keats
and found out why doug always has to change his sheets

Forgetful Lucy
Cracked her head like Gary Busey

But I still love her so
And I'll never let her go
Even if while I'm singing this song
She's wishing I had Jocko the Walrus' schlong

Forgetful Lucy
Her lips are so d*** juicy

How about another first kiss