[Verse 1]

30,000 for the DNA swab, don't quit your day job

You batty boys ain't even on my radar

Order breast of veal at Walt Frazier's

Dog, my women come in all flavours, fold paper, Lord save us

Complete a drug deal in a rental rented from Avis

Best believe my motherfuckin' Timberlands poundin' the pavement

Dog, I lay with hoes and smoke butter the same colour as Jalen Rose

Stand on the balcony naked just screaming: â??Fuck it, I made it!â?

Every meal I eat's steak to make a statement, Patrick Bateman

30 Mexicans in the basement, let's get it shakin'

The whole block smellin' like bacon

My shorty keep it real

Take a shit out the car window, hide money in a Nintendo

Got a degree in Dental, cook like she down in the Delta

Wrestle the 'gator for the foot display

River Monsters, Dog The Bounty Hunter

Open-Bally stuntin', it's a Southern Cali summer, bitch

It's me
[Verse 2]

It be the novelist, bare-handed choke a hippopotamus


I need to go to Drug-Dealing Anonymous

Cheerio â?? ship-flip like Rey Mysterio

Me laid up with big money be the scenario

Out the Wash Blue or Canary, it's coo-coo

Let my man who just came home throw a party where you poo-poo

Uh â?? that is not a nice thought

Get locked up in the afternoon, I'll make it out by night court

Uh â?? Lord, 'cause I don't see that world

I've got the lawyer on retainer like a teenage girl

Eatin' Chicken Parmesan in a holding cell

My feet up, hittin' my G-pen, yeah, you know me well

Quadraple black Coupes, smack you if you act stupid

No love here, motherfuckers, I'll clap cupid

Jump in a black Buick, then make a sharp right

My mother's wrist is so cut, looks like a shark bite

And when I play the guitar I'm always on acid, uh

She said I looked like David Jessop

When she seen me floatin' in the Maxima

It's me