Come people and gather 'round, and hear what I have to say
We've got to do whatever it takes to keep the Almighty at bay
We'll seal off the border, we'll carry laser guns
We're gonna protect our country, we're gonna have a lot of fun, we're gonna...

Chorus:
Keep God out of Canada
Keep God out of Canada
Keep God out of Canada
Keep God out of Canada

We captured a guy last week who we thought was God in disguise
But it turned out to be my sister, playing tricks on our eyes
Well you might say we look foolish, you might say we look insane
But when you're trying to keep your nation secure, you're bound to make a few mistakes, you've gotta...

Chorus

Bridge:
Keep God out of leap year, keep God out of trampolines
Keep God out of TV dinners, keep God out of DVD
Keep God out of trilobites, keep God out of monster trucks
Keep God out of sale prices, keep God out of Starbucks

Chorus