What would you do for A klon-dike bar nick? 

Would you hop on one leg? - 

okay - 

Would you pet a monkey on the head? - 

Whoa! - 

Okay sing your song mike - 

kay - no dont please dont - 

99 bottles of beer on the wall 

99 bottles of beer 

take one down give it to mike, 

maybe later he will throw up!

 92 bottles of beer on the wall 

92 bot-WHERES MY FOOD?-

HEY YOU MESSED ME UP!-Wheres my food?-......