[Verse 1]

I this day and age, babes strut with their shades up

C, B or A cup, usually in make up, they flake up

Won't date me cause I took a pay-cut

Even though they make eight bucks workin' at grey cuts

Hourly, I'm sufferin' from a break up

They serve screw at the grey cut, I need to wake up

I call my ex-girl up say how you doin'

I just called to tell you bout this new girl I'm screwin'

She's a super model and you ain't shit

She stands five foot eleven, a body from heaven

The girl's no slut, but I was fuckin' her before we broke up

To don't get all choked up, know what?

I think that ya seen her, brunette, British accent

Cover Girl blazin' the double issue of Maxim

More than just a trophy

You gotta see the boaty that she bought me

Wid a look that Angelina Jolie wants to copy

Cause she's on the cuttin' edge of fashion

Bubble bath splashin' I'm lovin' all the passionate

Moments that we spend, alone in her Benz

Or rollin' with her friends, goin' to Rome on weekends


[Hook:]

Look at you girl you gettin' jealous over nothin'

Say you ain't mad but I see you only frontin'

You didn't want me then but I bet you want me now

It's too late baby it's too late now


[Verse 2]

You know the girl I mean, she's in every magazine

Nothin' you've seen, you must hate Guess jeans

Don't lie, I know you know the girl I'm speakin' of

It must eat you alive and burn you up indside

To know that I have her, plus that I tap her

Plus the fact she likes the fact that I'm a rapper

Yes she's intelligent, and before me she was celibate

Her name?, that's irrelevant

Don't worry, you'll just get yourself in a fury

I'll wind up dead and you'll wind up, with the jury

Now don't get mad cause I've found someone else

To take your place, you're the one that wanted space

I can see you now with that look on your face

Beginnin' to pace, now you're tearin' up your place

The sick thing is, I think I really think I love her

Diamonds said it best jealousy's a motherfucker


[Hook]

[scratching of "I can see it inside ya face"]


[Verse 3]

Staright up, this woman's beautiful physically and mentally

Intellectually, sexually she's full of energy

And when I'm with the girl I don't pay

She's on every guest list, not like I ain't

But still, she's really ill, I think you ought to chill

You're gettin' green with envy, green like ?K.Pienspe?

I don't wanna scare ya, well actually I do

That's why I'm tellin' you a bunch of shit that isn't true

Now I warns you, that I was only bluffin'

Look at you girl ya gettin' jealous over nothin'

What I mean is ya gonna be pissed

When ya find out that this girl doesn't exist

And yo, I guess I know what you're thinkin' about

I hope you figurin' out, I ain't diggin' her out

I just sit and I pout, piggin' out at Dairy Queen

Thinkin' how you'd always say you'd be there for me

The real reason I called is to ask you to marry me

Cause this girl is fake I hope I'm not too late...[echo]...


[Hook x2]