[MC Serch]
 Aiyyo man, my labelmate Don Newkirk
 Man step to him
 [Don Newkirk]
 Thanks Serch!
 And now... for the Prime Minister
 Sinister.. Pete.. N-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hice!
 Nice Nice Nice
 [MC Serch]
 Kick em in the grill Pete!
 Verse One: Pete Nice
 Gas, past tense, made facially
 3rd Bass'll express, KMD
 Three blind mice on sight
 Zev Lover, gave it the first light
 A grin shows a trick up a sleeve (HUAHAH)
 What a tangled web they weave
 Deceivers, stupefied through fable
 say Let's Make a Deal at the dinner table
 Put you on tour, put your record on wax ("Trust me!")
 Sign your life on the X
 You eXit, X-off, but what you really get:
 A box of Newports, and Puma sweats ("Damn!")
 Tex feeds and frowns upon Emus
 To give up Gas Face he drinks from a Thermos
 Sub Roc cut at you with a clipper
 Gas Face given, I beg to differ
 [MC Serch]
 Pete that was real def man but I gotta get serious now
 Aiyyo Don, step to em again
 [Don Newkirk]
 Everybody.. MC Serch!
 Verse Two: MC Serch
 Black cat is bad luck, bad guys wear black
 Musta been a white guy who started all that
 (Make the Gas Face!) For those little white lies
 My expression to the mountainous blue eyes
 Then form a face, and shake my skull cap
 Dismiss the myth, that evil is not black
 but opposite spectrum, this done by red man
 with horns on his head, laid down the ill plan
 Got all his helpers, said, "Make it snappy!
 Tell all the people that their hair can't be nappy!"
 Blonde and blue-eyed, or dark-skinned half a G
 A disease, created by leprosy
 Don't speak of bleach, bend them to right
 Say, "It was night WAY before the light"
 Put aside spooks, Serch leaves a trace
 I've set em correct with the effect of the Gas Face
 [MC Serch]
 Next up Don
 [Don Newkirk]
 A *SPECIAL* appearance by KMD's.. Zev, Love, ehhXssss!
 Verse Three: Zev Love X
 A Gas Face, can either be a smile or a smirk
 When appears, a monkey wrench to work one's clockwork
 Perkin his brim to the rim of my cup
 Don't tempt me, you're empty, so fill'er up!
 Is I'm talkin coffee or cocoa, is you loco?
 Cash or credit for unleaded at Sunoco
 KMD and 3rd Bass is just ace in the hole
 I mean soul, so make the Gas Face (HUAHAHA)
 Damn, if looks could kill
 You look like host was a ghost from your grill
 But still, what's the new fed, to recollect
 to our passing phase to facades to Eddie Decker
 for my label reads Hood, street might have a tattoo
 Don't pick any card or no rabbit from my hat
 Never a magician if I ever tricked em
 "Oh shit!" Another Gas Face victim
 [MC Serch]
 There it is, yo fellas man
 Why don't you step to the mic man?
 [Zev Love X]
 That's how I kicks it, for Eddie Decker
 [MC Serch]
 Aiyyo, good lookin out Don man peace
 Punji, yo who gets the Gas Face?
 [Punji] Little Vic for the Gas Face
 [Serch] Tony Dick, gets the Gas Face
 [Zev X] No Gas Faces for Plugs One Two and Three
 [Serch] No Gas Face for Professor Prince Pa-paul!
 [?] My friend Tina gets the big Gas Face
 [Zev X] No Gas Face for DJ Subroc
 [Serch] No Gas Face for KMD
 [PNice] Hammer, shut the fuck up! Gas Face! AHUAHAUAH!
 [all] WHAHAHAOAHH
 [PNice] What do we think about Hammer? HAOWAHWOHAHBHABHAHBHAHBBHB
 [?] G.Y.P.
 [Serch] Get Yours Posse does not get the Gas Face
 [Serch] But P. W. Botha gets a Gas Face
 [all] WHOAHBLBLAHBHA-WHOO!
 [?] Dante Ross gets the Gas Face
 [Serch] Yo stop dissin Dante on records y'all!
 [Serch] Elroy.. Elroy.. Elroy Cohen, gets the Gas Face!
 HAHAhahahahahaha, that's all