A-B-C-D-E
 (Wait, Alan,
 may I interest you in coming over to the Giggenbush wit me?)
 No no no, dis is my spot
 Don't try and steal my spot
 A - A is for the atrocious acts that YOU abominated and committed
 A is also for ass, ate nine, eight seven and six
 B B B
 B is for your belligerent bitchy bottomous state of affairs bad bwoy
 C is for the cantankerous condition of your character
 You have no cutout
 D is for the downright dastardly deeds that YOU do, dummy
 Despite your degradations,  Dialect  distributed by disc
 $12.95 for record and $10.95 for tape
 E - E is for the everlasting thorn in my flesh
 F is for flesh itself - fuck you!
 G - Get out my house
 H - Homer
 I - Idiot
 J - Jackoff
 King, King K
 Alan King of MY castle
 L is for the locquacious letter I'm about to lacerate your fatass wit
 M - my, my, my, my, my son
 Alan are you mad? The question is no
 N - N is for New York City
 O - oh O, oh no
 You mean O oppression? Ostrich-sized oppression
 P - the plague that plagued our family name bitch!
 Q - quote
 Don't you question your quacky quagmire within your intelligence quotient?
 Unquote
 R R, R - you mean R R, are you ready?
 Rash ravager, rudeness, unruly rambunctious rickety
 rough, rest {*snores*} resume
 S - shitty, savage sacred - YOU SUCKER
 T T T - you wan tea bwoy? Wake up and smell da coffee!
 U - you will never understand
 V - vamoose, you vicious vermin
 W W {*crying*} W is for the tears.. you make me wept
 X, X - X amount of times I tell you
 you could have gone to Xavier to study the xylophone
 Y? I don't know
 Z is for zany, picture perfect like Zenith
 Z is for zoom, OK, clock Z's