Hello, yeah, it's me again, no homo sapiens
I'm an ancient alien, was sent to take your women
You could say we're winning more than Charlie Sheen is
And don't get mad at me because your girl was on my dick

You know that we're rocking the computer, Steven Hawking
And if that bitch hangs up on me again you know I’m walking
Like Christopher, never catch me kissing on the mistletoe 
'Cause this is missile crisis time to light 'em up. Go!

Cold woman, she sucked me in
No air and I'll never see the light again

I fell into a black hole...
She sucked me in
Black hole
And I'll never see the light again

Don't get angry bird like I just hopped out the pig pen
I'm used to having hands on me, yeah, you can call me Big Ben
It's time to get stupid, yeah, it's time to get Kardashian
So pour that whiskey deep and hand that motherfucking flask again

You're a massive black hole and you say that I'm the asshole
When I saw you at the last show you were on me like a shadow
Up the creek, no paddle, tell my Mommy and my Dad 
Oh, I ain't never coming back, she sucked me in a black hole

Cold woman, she sucked me in
No air and I'll never see the light again

I fell into a black hole...
She sucked me in
Black hole
And I'll never see the light again

I fell into a black hole...
She sucked me in
Black hole
And I'll never see the light again