There's filthy water in the tub again
It leaves a miserable ring
The towel wrapped around her head like a crown
She looks just like a queen

But I know these catharses well
Do you have a new secret to tell

Be on your guard – now the mirror is steamed
There's no holds barred – when baby comes clean
Keep on your toes – cause now she primps and preens
Smells like a rose – when baby comes clean

Well... be on your guard – when the mirror is steamed
There's no holds barred – when baby comes clean
Keep on your toes – cause now she primps and preens
Smells like a rose – when baby comes clean

It's no wonder now the drain is clogged
And nothing pushes it through
Cause now that baby is an ivory girl
There's too much residue

She tells me she'll forget me not
But there's something that does not wash

Be on your guard – when the mirror is steamed
There's no holds barred – when baby comes clean
Keep on your toes – cause now she primps and preens
Smells like a rose – when baby comes clean (x2)