Children watching television used to be just fine
Teaching them to read and write, educating their mind
And then here comes a new show from the BBC
They sent out a plague to us, trashing all kids TV.
My body went into shock, my brain just got all numb
No good will ever come, from this evil foursome
I could not believe my eyes, when all things were looking well
Here come the Teletubbies, straight from the depths of hell

These fierce little creatures aren't in it for the fun
They speak an evil language