Today when I woke up
I took a good look in the mirror
Oh my god! she looks like crap
What the hell is wrong with her?

Oy, you! it's been forever
It's about time for a change
Okay, well, she might be right
It's about time for a revolution

(Chorus)
She needs a haircut
Take some money and take the bus and go get a haircut
You need a haircut
Choose a bob or whatever
Better sooner than later
Get a haircut!

Ohhh...

Last night before I went to bed
I turned the tv on for some cnn
Oh my god! everything looks bad
Lets come together and make a plan

(Chorus)
We need a haircut
Take some money and take the bus and go get a haircut
You need a haircut
Choose a bob or whatever
Better sooner than later
Get a haircut!

How bout a trim? maybe a fringe
If not a bob, a funky top,
How bout a stretch? shave it all off
And make it match your other half
Make you look good, make you a catch
Get in the mood, forget the rest
Mess it all up, give it a toss
Blow me away, impress the boss

(Haircut! haircut! )
Take the bus and go get a haircut
(Haircut! haircut! )
Better sooner than later, get a haircut!