(Music)
I'm Maila and I know it... 
Gola ganda ban kar ye to Atrium jaatay hain
Bathroom men khare ho kar tasveeren banate hain
Actually in ka dolmen mall men stall hai
Supra to dekho saeen lunday ka maal hai
Wallpaper pe laga hai emo boy
Saabun se min b dho liya karo oye
Saint Joseph k bahar karte hain khuwaari
Inki Eid hoti hai jab khulti hai double sawaari
Inki skinny jeans upar laal shirt aur chashmay(glasses) in k neelay peelay
Sea view par bhi dikhengay tmhe ganday aur geelay
Khatay hain ye har paanch(5) minute baad Chhaliya
Dete hain ye baat baat pe itni gaaliya
Wo gaaliya jo ap or main to day nahi saktay
Apnay Level ko ham itna low nahi rakhtay
Ye wo log hain jo aap or main to ho nahi saktay
Q k Gold Leaf k packet men Morven ham nahi rakhtay
BOYS! 
Babu ji ne kaha beta Laila ko chhor do
Laila ne kaha k Maila hona chhor do
Mailon ne kaha jani Gutka chhor do
Gutka jahan milay foran mufta tor do
Babu ji ne kaha beta Laila ko chhor do
Laila ne kaha k Maila hona chhor do
Mailon ne kaha jani Gutka chhor do
Aur Aamir Bhai ne kaha beta c*** do
Burgeron ko maaf kiya ab baari hai in mailon ki
Jidhar koi bachi dekhen bole hi hello ji
Toliyan bana kar ye to sea view jaatay hain
Bikon pe Wheelie maar k bachiyon ko dikhatay hain phhir un ko lekar jaatay
Quaid k mazaar
Saath beth kar chhaliya khatay aur kehte isay pyar
Balkay Park to nai jaatay hain Maya se yeto darte hain
Deewaron par in k number Katrina pe martay hain
Hardees jao to bhi ye maangay bun kabab
Inkay sath to baithna b hota hai azaab
Shining waali shirt par unpe gutke k daagh hain
Bachiyon ko bole maal chhichhorpan k baap hain
Mera pichhla gana inka favorite song hai
Ye sun kar bolayngay jani ye to bohot wrong hai
Paan chhaliya ko rakhtay ghar men sajaa k
Aao na jani khashboo laga k
Babu ji ne kaha beta Laila ko chhor do
Laila ne kaha k Maila hona chhor do
Mailon ne kaha jani Gutka chhor do
Gutka jahan milay foran mufta tor do
Babu ji ne kaha beta Laila ko chhor do
Laila ne kaha k Maila hona chhor do
Mailon ne kaha jani Gutka chhor do
Aur Aamir Bhai ne kaha beta c*** do
Sirf maila nahi yahan maili bhi hoti hai
Jo saal k saal sirf aik baar baal dhoti hai
Jis ki shakal mailaypan ki kahani sunati hai
Mun dhonay jaati hai sabun ko b sharam aajati hai
Naam lena shuru hua to hojae ga masla
Rawkilishos hot by floris enjin punksta
Sheeshay k aagay lagaati aik aik ghanta
Date pe burger k saath peeti hai ye fanta
Jitna b ho paisa VIP gutka hi khana hai
Hato bacho Ustaad ye mailon ka zamana hai
Zainab market k chakkar pe chakkar lagatay hain maiyyat ho ya shadi ye
Kapray wahin se latay hai
Munh men iske gutka China ka phone haath men
Shakal itni kaali k nazar b na aye raat men
Aur jaatay jaatay mera sawal hai kuchh yun
K waqar zaka tu itna maila hai q?
Babu ji ne kaha beta Laila ko chhor do
Laila ne kaha k Maila hona chhor do
Mailon ne kaha jani Gutka chhor do
Gutka jahan milay foran mufta tor do
Babu ji ne kaha beta Laila ko chhor do
Laila ne kaha k Maila hona chhor do
Mailon ne kaha jani Gutka chhor do
Aur Aamir Bhai ne kaha beta c*** do
(Aamir Liaqat): Phenk do sab...