Oh snap!
Get your trading cards ready,
Cause we're about to throw down!
Everybody in the place,
Shuffle your fucking deck!
But make sure you don't have any illegal cards
Or you shall be disqualified!
(God Cards are okay though)

I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Everybody look at me,
'Cause I'm duelling on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Take a good hard look at the mother fucking blimp!

I'm on a blimp, motherfucker
In the fucking sky
Straight pimping on a blimp
And I'm so high.
Yugi Moto wears clothes like a fucking gimp.
He can't stop me and my minions,
Cause I'm on a blimp.

Hit the ignition switch.
I'm on a blimp, bitch.
We're playing card games in the sky
Cause I'm so rich.
I got locator cards,
And my duel disk.
I'm winning finals,
You're in Duelist Kingdom losing star chips!

I'm riding on a dragon,
Shooting flames and smoke,
It's breathing fire,
Making everybody choke,
But this ain't Middle Earth,
And we're not Frodo and Sam,
And we're not gay by the way,
Least I don't think that I am.

I'm on a blimp and
It's going fast and
We're flying over a city that looks like Zanarkand.
I'm the KaibaCorp King
On a blimp like Kiki,
If you're on the ground
Then you're sure not me-me.

Get the fuck up!
This blimp is real!

Fuck land, I'm in the clouds, mother fucker!
Fuck Squall, I like Cloud, mother fucker!
My fangirls think I'm well-endowed, mother fucker!
To murder Yugi's what I've vowed, mother fucker!

Hey dad, if you could see me here,
Arms spread wide as the fangirls cheer,
Sounding just like Solid Snake from Metal Gear,
With Obelisk in my deck,
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

Yeah.
Never thought I'd be in the air
I'm just a fluffy cute teddy bear
Lord Satan
Look at me,
Oh.

Never thought I'd feel so well
It would be funny if somebody fell.
Hey, what's that burning smell?
Oh, it's your mother playing card games in hell!

I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Everybody look at me,
'Cause I'm duelling on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Take a good hard look at the mother fucking blimp!