(blink parody)I find it hard not to whine and pout But I 
don't know what else to write about I started listening 
to punk on the radio you know they all got record deals 
And that's about the time I realized every sound Was 
about relationships gone wrong Or some other drama way 
back from high school I'm squabbling about my ex-
girlfriend a market for Commercial Punk It's all 
Commercial punk; it's all Commercial Punk . . .