Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
You are stepped into a parallel universe where I am your tour guide
And who am I?
Well, sit down and let me rap to you for a minute.

Yahz come to free your mind (Yes, I have)
Heyy, hey, hey, hey, surely the girl's on time
Oh YahZarah's on time, yeah, yeahhh
So won't you free your eyes, your mind will follow
You're upset, boy, don't you wallow
'Cause surely YahZarah's on time, oh, ohhh
So ra-a-a-aise your glass, surely the girl's on time
I'm YahZarah, ha, Y-A-H-Z-A-R-A-H, pronounced yah-zah-rah
Don't ruin it, don't ruin it
Not Hezekiah, not Hobacka, not Tabacca, but Y-A-H-Z-A-R-A-H
YahZarah meaning "Queen Mother is the brightest star"
So, how about that?