You're standing there and wondering how
 You've got to make some noise
 Just like one of the girls
 Or even one of the boys
 When you do it
 It ain't no disgrace
 I can see it written all across your face
 Neon Shuffle and shuffle into Outer Space
 I said - Neon Shuffle is a dance for the human race
 I said - Neon Shuffle is gonna pull you outta your place
 You - you put your hands together
 Better make up a storm
 Or some electricky weather
 Now that the power's stop
 Can you click your heels
 Can you finger pop
 Neon Shuffle
 Neon Shuffle it's going to do it to me
 Neon Shuffle it's going to do it to you
 Neon Shuffle it's going to do it with red
 Neon Shuffle it's going to do it with blue
 Neon Shuffle it's going to run you right through
 Neon Shuffle with a stick of bamboo