Performed by johnny japes and his jesticles. recorded for viz

Comicswritten and produced by andy partridgeneville farmer

And dave gregoryand featuring john otway.



Who's that dragging what looks like a pink sack of spanners down the road? 

His swollen folly on a supermarket trolley to alleviate the load

Testicular tomfoolery

To the rescue of humanity

It looks a lot of balls to me



Fun and japes and merry frolics

With buster gonad's bulbous bouncing . . .

Bags of fun with buster

And his super scrotal cluster



Who's that lad with his cobblers clad in a disguise of some form? 

When the cosmic power of a meteorite shower made them swell beyond the norm

Now here he comes to save mankind

His enormous nuts not far behind

And they're not the salted kind



He cures mutes and alcoholics

When they first see his bulbous bouncing . . .

Bags of fun with buster

And his super scrotal cluster

There's bags of fun with buster

See them shine with evil lustre



Buster! watch out for that revolving door

Ooh buster! they look so incredibly sore

Buster! especially as you drag them through that powerful

Cleaning agent someone spilled upon the floor

Ooh buster! why do you let your sack swing so low? 



"sax swing solo? " yeah!



Fun and japes and merry frolics

With buster gonad's bulbous bouncing . . .

Bags of fun with buster

And his super scrotal cluster



Doctor who could defeat the daleks

If he had buster's swinging space age . . .

Bags of fun with buster

And his double sputnik thruster

Bags of fun with buster

Just to stroke them would disgust her

Bags of fun with buster

If she held them would you trust her? 

Bags of fun with buster

Loads more balls than general custer

Bags of fun with buster

Lots more scrots than you could muster