[Ol Dirty Bastard]
 All y'all bitches put your naps together
 And all you niggaz put your dicks together, bitch

 (Ol Dirty starts singing)
 Hoeeeee! Yah ha heh
 De, hayyyy! Ah ha he hay
 De, haaaaa! Errr hah hahhhr
 Haaaaaaaah He hawww, heahh

 She flew in like calm breeze
 Tall brown skin her weave like palm trees
 I went coconuts
 Dipped my Dunkin' between your Donut
 Don't want it if it ain't no slut, bitch!
 Fathership touch ground, like fly on soup
 Don't invite me I tear the fuck down
 White ones cut my toupee!
 Seventh day rester, or scream play
 I slump MC slay, it ain't nuttin to bust ass
 Bullet him, get him fast
 Bitch I don't break out, blast to the next rash
 The dog piss on MC's like trees
 Got meals but still grill that old good welfare cheese

 (Ol Dirty sings again)
 Hoeeeeee!
 Yeah, hayyyy! Dedicated to all you bitch ass niggaz
 De, haaaaa And you bitch ass niggarettes
 Bitch! Hoeeeeee! Motherfuckers!

 [RZA] Let that bitch go!

 Shame on a nuh, who tried to step TUH
 the Ol Dirty Bas, put my foot up your UHH
 Bitch, you walk around with your bra too tight
 It's alright, you still gon' get fucked tonight
 Hoeeeeee!

 [Method] Stankin ass hoes!

 You're the type of bitch don't appreciate sheeeit
 Never had sheeeit, so you won't be sheeeeit
 That pussy there, couldn't satisfy a hair
 on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me down
 *SLURP, SLURP* I'm Doo Doo Brown! Hehahahaha
 Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now
 Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
 Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
 in the backyard, of someone else's house
 Ol Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
 Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
 But pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
 That means hoe, you been shit-ted on!
 I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn

 (crazy drunken ass ODB singin again)

 Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
 Hoe, ohhaowwohh!
 Hoeeeee, de heyyyy
 (This is dedicated to all y'all bitches)
 De, haaaahhhh
 Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
 Ahahaahaaah

 Fuck y'all