We just saw Brock Lesnar break Zach Gowen’s only good leg
Well I guess Zach should cut his losses and learn to walk on wooden pegs
It ain’t no secret, everyone knew he was gonna get smoked like a joint
Forget his handicap, Zach sucks because he’s from Detroit
The only time you people look good is at nighttime during a blackout
This ain’t Joe Louis Arena, it’s the World’s Biggest Crackhouse
And please read between the lines, because I’m giving you the middle finger
Detroit’s got more white trash than Jerry Springer
The best part about this city is that I’m leaving here tomorrow
You think I suck? Well I know you swallow!

WORD LIFE!