Yo, Yo, Yo, hey you Spanky,
You’re just a copycat of me.
I’ve been watching your progression,
The kid’s got an obsession with trying to steal my Ruthless Agression.
In his first match with Kurt Angle, he took him to the limit,
In the next minute, he’s wearin velour and claiming that’s his gimmick,
Dude, he’s exactly like me. No.. I’m ten times bigger,
You want to be me so bad you swallowed my action figure.
But you’ll never be untouchable. I don’t care how hard you try to,
I’ll serve you quicker than a Burger King drive thru.
And with a name like Spanky the dude never gets a date,
He’s always arguing in groups because all he does is masturbate.
So I’m past you ya little rascal, you and your kiddie tricks,
You want to spank something? Dude, go home and spank your D***!