To make you see that I care
But try as hard as I may
It seems to get me nowhere

'Cause Arnold Schwarzenegger is in your dreams each night
Where Arnold Schwarzenegger gets to kiss and hold you tight

But he couldn't begin to kiss you like I could
And he couldn't begin to hold you like I would
And he couldn't begin to love you
No, he coudln't begin to love you like I do

I send you flowers to wear
I bring you records to play
In spite of all that I do
You always chase me away

'Cause Arnold Schwarzenegger is in your dreams each night
Where Arnold Schwarzenegger gets to kiss and hold you tight

But he couldn't begin to kiss you like I could
And he couldn't begin to hold you like I would
And he couldn't begin to love you
No, he coudln't begin to love you like I do

Go to the movies
Look up at Arnold
Any old time that's fine
But here in real life
Tell me that you'll be mine

But he couldn't begin to kiss you like I could
And he couldn't begin to hold you like I would
And he couldn't begin to love you
No, he coudln't begin to love you like I do

But he couldn't begin to kiss you like I could
And he couldn't begin to hold you like I would
And he couldn't begin to love you
No, he coudln't begin to love you like I do

But he couldn't begin to kiss you
Couldn't begin to kold you
And he couldn't begin to love you
Couldn't begin to touch you  - etc