I have to laugh, i have to laugh, I have to laugh, i have 
to laugh. it never will be as bad as you think you have 
to laugh, you have to laugh. im gonna live till im 105 or 
i might die tomorrow, but life aint easy like a sunday 
mornig so i beg and i borrow. so if you got maybe a 
second or two and you dont have the will to work hard, 
take a sip take a smoke take whatever will make you coke 
to get a play on whatevers on your report card. I have to 
laugh, i have to laugh, I have to laugh, you have to 
laugh, you have to laugh, you have to laugh, it never 
will be as bad as you think you have to laugh, you have 
to laugh. Im gonna live to be a wise old man or i might 
die a jackass, but if buddah was right about comin back 
again, you better believe my ass will be back fast. cuz 
after death they never have any fun they only sit around 
and play hearts, a sip take a smoke take whatever will 
make you coke to get a play on whatevers on your report 
card. I have to laugh, i have to laugh, I have to laugh, 
you have to laugh, you have to laugh,you have to laugh, 
you have to laugh, it never will be as bad as you think 
you have to laugh, you have to laugh. ya'll laugh right 
now, get the hell out of here, laugh with me dammit. I 
discovered i was not alone on the island, there was an 
old hermit who had nothing, he gave me nothing, and no 
thing was the greatest gift