Well there's one place that I don't wanna go,
 And even if I went there,
 there'd be nobody that I know,
 No, I can't see myself with halo & wings,
 I wanna go below where they do horny things,

 You know, I would not be seen dead in heaven,
 You know, I would not be seen there at all,
 You know, I would not be seen dead in heaven,
 You know, I would not be seen there at all,
 Not a chance, no way, no how,

 If heaven's so great, then why don't you go,
 I'd rather fry, than be part of your show,
 I'm not a little angel I never will be,
 I'm not a little devil, not yet, but I could be,

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 Up there chasing pretty angels, is just no go,
 Instead of arrows I'd rather shoot my cocoa,
 Don't wanna join their choir, I wouldn't get far,
 I'll form a helluva band, and play lead guitar,

Repeat chorus