Verse 1:
Vira's client cried
Her boyfriend Eddie lied
Vira vowed that he would bleed for every dirty deed.
She was the queen
Of horror films rarely seen.

Chorus:
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire.
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire.

Verse 2:
Eddie never guessed
That Vira's heaving breast
Was nothing more than bait that would seal his gruesome fate.
First a little peck
Then a kiss that ripped his neck.

Chorus:
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire.
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire.

Bridge:
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire

Verse 3:
Eddie, now undead
Never took another girl to bed.
And Vira's on the set of her biggest movie yet.
But still she takes the time
To do her favorite crime.

Chorus:
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire.
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire.

Bridge:
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire

Verse 3 (Coda):
But still she takes the time
To do her favorite crime.

Chorus:
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire.
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire.
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire.