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Wim Sonneveld - Don't put your daughter on the stage, Mrs. Worthington lyrics

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Don't put your daughter on the stage, Mrs. Worthington.
Don't put your daughter on the stage.
The profession is overcrowded,
And the struggle's pretty tough,
And admitting the fact
She's burning to act,
That isn't quite enough.
She has nice hands,
Give the wretched girl her due,
But don't you think her bust is too
Developed for her age?
I repeat, Mrs. Worthington,
Sweet Mrs. Worthington,
Don't put your daughter on the stage.

Regarding yours,
Dear Mrs. Worthington,
Of Wednesday the twenty-third,
Although your baby
May be keen on a stage career,
How can I make it clear
This is not a good idea?
For her to hope,
Dear Mrs. Worthington,
Is, on the face of it, absurd.
Her personality
Is not, in reality,
Exciting enough,
Inviting enough,
For this particular sphere.

Don't put your daughter on the stage, Mrs. Worthington,
Don't put your daughter on the stage.
She's a bit of an ugly duckling,
You must honestly confess,
And the width of her seat
Would surely defeat
Her chances of success.
It's a loud voice,
And though it's not exactly flat,
She'll need a little more than that,
To earn a living wage.
On my knees, Mrs. Worthington,
Please, Mrs. Worthington,
Don't put your daughter on the stage!

Don't put your daughter on the stage, Mrs. Worthington,
Don't put your daughter on the stage.
Though they said at the school of acting
She was lovely as Peer Gynt,
I fear on the whole
An ingénue role
Would emphasize her squint.
She's a big girl,
And though her teeth are fairly good,
She's not the type I ever would
Be eager to engage.
No more buts, Mrs. Worthington!
Nuts, Mrs. Worthington!
Don't put your daughter on the stage!
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Author: Noel Coward

Composer: Noel Coward

Publisher: Brigadoon Vocal

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Released in: 2006

Language: English

Appearing on: Voor Je Bestwil/ Adviezen (2005) , Haal het doek maar op, Nog niet eerder uitgebrachte opnamen uit de VARA-radio serie (1979) , Zijn 100 beste liedjes van A tot Z (2010)

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Cowards versie is uit 1935.