Let me tell you baby, I sure know how to please a 
woman, yes I do now 
Now I can make you feel better than you've ever felt 
before, yes I can now 
Now when I start lovin', women hate for me to stop 
A whole lot of men envy me for what I've got 
Ow! I'm a man & a half; that's what I am, a man & a 
half 

Now look here 
When I walk, the birds & the bees stop lovin' & look at 
me now, look here 
When I talk, the whole wide world listen to my words, 
huh 
I'm a man like any other man, I say without a doubt 
Wow, what makes me different is the hand that knocks 
women out 
I'm a man & a half; I'm trapped up in one; no brash, 
just facts 

Only once in a lifetime a man like me comes along 
Shakespeare wrote poems about me even before I was born 
Thunder gave me a lift & lightnin' knocked on your door 
Your chance in a lifetime, woman, might not have a 
number 
To be loved by a man and a half, hey that's what I am, 
look here 
A man, a camel went across the desert & there was no 
one in sight 
Let me tell y'all one thing: the camel died tryin' 
But your man & a half is here lovin' you tonight 
Good God, I'm a man & a half, a man (shouting) 
... & fade