Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
 I've got another puzzle for you
 (ew ew ew ew)
 Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
 If you are wise you will listen to me

 Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
 It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
 But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
 Chewing and chewing all day long
 The way that a cow does

 Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
 Given good manners you will go far
 You will live in happiness too
 Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do