A long long time ago
As all you folks should know
Uncle Noah, built himself an ark
Uncle Noah: Now that's a boat, folks.
For 40 days and nights
The rain was quite a fright
The animals nearly tore the ark apart
The ducks went quack
The cows went moo
The rooster c***-a-doodle doo
The old tom cat sure raised an awful row, meow!
The little pig oink
The billy goat bah
The bull frog says biggest rain we ever had
Uncle Noah's ark, is a mad house now
(Animal noise)
The horses and cattle, and foul of the air
Even the long eared, donkey was there hehaw
The ducks went quack
The cows went moo
The rooster c***-a-doodle doo
All were there at Uncle Noah's ark
(Animal noise)
The ducks went quack
The cows went moo
The rooster cook-a-doodle-doo
The old tom cat sure raised an awful row, meow!
The little pig oink
The billy goat bah
The bull frog said biggest rain we ever had
Uncle Noah's ark, is a mad house now
(Animal noise)
The horses and cattle and foul of the air
Even the long ear, donkey was there hehaw
The ducks went quack
The cows went moo
The rooster cook-a-doodle-doo
All were there at Uncle Noah's ark
But what about the unicorn?
All were there at Uncle Noah's ark
(Animal noise)