well its friday and I cant wait 

and like always my boss is fuckin late 

he is doin the rounds and passin out checks 

while im fanticizing about ringing his neck 

hes a trust fund kid donest have to think 

grin across his face like his shit dont stink 

can I take a bat to your head sir? 

dat what I said sir, you ass kissin looser 

so the check is cashed and im headin home 

grab some food at mickey D's to go 

a few red bulls for the road, wouldn't you know? 

theres a fine lady at the drive thru window 

get the digidts tell her to be ready for 8 

not a fuckin second late 

liquir store run, smokes and gum, 

drop the cosby kids off at the lake 



ya got one ticket to the party checkin out the hotties 

everybodys rollin in the shades 

its friday night you need to get away 

fuck goin back to work on monday 

one ticket to the party checkin out the hotties 

everybodys rollin in the shades 

saturday night and your gettin faided 

5am and your still fuckin waisted 



show up at the house and you know shes late 

filin her nails and puttin on the wall paint 

its like she is goin in to battle wearin a saddle 

strap on in the bag for after (nice) 

shes got a few friends and there late too 

lets hope their hot and not still in high school 

one hour later and im mad as hell 

ditch the friends, fuckin time to bail 

so the cars roalin and were on our way 

some 50cent loaded in the tray 

grab the bowl start the day 

mile marker 8 we begin to fade 

show up late, clubs packed 

sword fight front to back 

take my lady to the front row 

kiss the bouncers ass and in we go 



ya got one ticket to the party checkin out the hotties 

everybodys rollin in the shades 

late sunday morning and its time to stop 

feel like shit hit the Ihop 

one ticket to the party checkin out the hotties 

everybodys rollin in the shades 

mondays and ya back in the rat race 

ass for a face and a job that you still hate 



excuse me hold the door imk commin in 

I got a fake id and a girlie friend 

said her name is sally and shes a 23 type 

gave her a roman helmet just the other night (right) 

her legs are long bikini lined white 

dressed her like a maid and banged her every night 

she gets me in the club so I keep her around, duhh 

tells me she loves me every time I go down on her 



one ticket to the party checkin out the hotties 

everybodys rollin in the shades 

its friday night you need to get away 

fuck goin back to work on monday (fuck dat) 

one ticket to the party checkin out the hotties 

everybodys rollin in the shades 

saturday night and your gettin faided 

5am and your still fuckin waisted 

ya got one ticket to the party checkin out the hotties 

everybodys rollin in the shades 

late sunday morning and its time to stop 

feel like shit hit the Ihop 

one ticket to the party checkin out the hotties 

everybodys rollin in the shades 

monday and ya back in the rat race 

ass for a face and a job that you still hate